[Katherine]

Пишет  Captain J.:

Irene Adler and Jim Moriarty
мир, дружба, жвачка, наплевательское отношение к канону и милые клички
арт by  mistress Fleming
текст by  mistress Fleming, Стивен Моффат, а так же ваш покорный слуга-капитан.

- hello?
- guess who?
- what do you want?
- I miss you, hipster
- Say that again, and know that if you're lying to me, I will find you, and I will skin you.
- Don't hurry up i'm busy right now.

text message from The Hipster

12:32
Wanna see my boyfriend? he is cute!

12:40
Go on!

12:45
Check the photo. he wears only a bedsheet.

13:03
Go for it, hipster!

14:55
Guess who visit you from buckingham palace! now i'm jealous!

14.57
He was not naked! that wasn't fun!

text message from The Bird

13:45
I'm alive, let's have dinner.
13.46
oh sorry hipster it is not for you. are you jealous ?

13.50
stay away from my boyfriend!

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[0:17:42] the_whip_hand: I
[0:17:42] the_whip_hand: am
[0:17:43] westwood_fan: alive, I know.
[0:18:04] the_whip_hand: you spoiled my surprise!
[0:18:51] westwood_fan: you tell me, remember? it was 50 times when you send me messenge about it. need money?
[0:18:57] the_whip_hand: no, need new lash
[0:19:30] westwood_fan: it will be my Christmas present for you.
[0:20:09] the_whip_hand: since when did you give me Christmas presents?
[0:20:22] westwood_fan: oh, i change my mind, bird, have no time for holidays.
[0:21:40] the_whip_hand: that's my boy. so how are we gonna spend weekend? I'm bored!
[0:21:43] westwood_fan: bored too I am surrounded by idiots
[0:22:05] the_whip_hand: what about that cute boyfriend of yours?
[0:22:51] westwood_fan: Virgin is busy with his idiot friend
[0:22:54] the_whip_hand: you must be terribly jealous. meet me tomorrow?
[0:23:32] westwood_fan: no dinner, bird, i have many things to do
[0:23:07] the_whip_hand: branch?
[0:23:22] westwood_fan: what the fuck is branch?
[0:23:40] the_whip_hand: ... okay, long story. just get some coffee and meet me at the Kensington Garden, i have some news for you.
[0:24:00] westwood_fan: bird will fly in the garden, don't you think about cage in it?
[0:24:03] the_whip_hand: don't make me feel sorry that I wanna share my little secret with you, hipster
[0:24:10] westwood_fan: Ii cannot hear you! Fly-fly bird!

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