octopus anonymous
@murraygold: I love traveling by bus. It fills my head with thoughts. Every one of which is about sleeping.

@badbanana: Call me old fashioned, but I'd like to be buried in a pyramid.

@murraygold: The internet has created 1745 jackasses, 4372 lunatics, 721 illiterates, 89,073 extremists, 7,034,453 sex addicts and a fish.

@murraygold: 7:13 !! I've been waiting all day for this, but now it's here, I don't quite know whether to eat it or dance with it.

@murraygold: 'Show me to your leader!...You do have a leader, right?...Well someone speak for GOD'S sake. You've inherited the bloody Earth!'

@murraygold: human(n): Slow-moving biped and masseuse. Cow-milk giver. (See also fireplace, windowsill) cat dictionary.

@темы: twitter